My dick has never been so soft
I just keep trying to understand this comment- What the fuck does your dick have to do with this? Her job isn’t to make it hard and if you think it is you might wanna check yourself
Lol
It’s not
It’s a figure of speech
Like
“(Insert what you don’t like) makes my dick soft.
Y’know?
omg
Eating raw cookie dough makes my dick hard as fuck.
overhearing a conversation between strangers in which they’re saying something completely wrong and you really feel like correcting them
He clearly wants our booty (by Piyesiw Mckay)
watch a bot stare at our booties
